Friday, December 18, 2009

My Ballard from Mr Schuester

I went to visit the Glee club today and Mr. Schuester sang a ballard for me! I know, I know I am so lucky!  Rachel was totally pissed because she has this huge crush on Mr Schuester and I stole her moment!  Sorry Rachel I have seen Mr. Schuester's moves and he can dance!  I know with his ballard he will woe agents for me!


I have this book I have been working on for eons, and I don't know if I should query it.   Revisions and editing are underway, and it has been a blast writing it and getting into my characters head.  Now it is done I ask myself hmmm will I take the next step?  I'm a bit of a chicken right now, but Mr. Schuester understands and wants to help!

Mr Schuester: 
 (young girl refrain)
                       Young girl your book totally rocks.  I love it and so should every agent on the planet.
                       Your aspiring author fantasy.....she wants it so badly.  She knows what she wants from 
                       you. With all the charms of a writer. 
                       She has kept her secret of her writings. ahhh ah ahhh.  Come on she is so close now and
                       the secret is out!

              (don't stand)
                         Awesome agent, awsome agent stand close to me.
                         Awesome agent, oh awesome agent stand close to me.

         (young girl refrain)
 Young girl you're out of you mind your love for writing is not out of line.  You better run girl
           go chase your dream girl.

                     Temptation, frustration so bad it makes her cry.  Beneath that farm girl exterior, ohhh oh oh, 
                     she is a novice in diguise.  Get out of here so you don't have the time to change your mind.   
                     Because I'm afraid your love her book as much as me!

                 (don't stand)
                        Awesome agent, awsome agent stand close to me.
                          Awesome agent, oh awseome agent stand close to me.


Brenda Drake said...

Okay, the dude is like, totally hot. What a great song! You so have to take the next step. Polish your query, take a deep breath, and plunge.

Lisa and Laura said...

You already know how I feel about Glee.

Have you read ElanaJ's Query to the Call? It's an eBook that she wrote and a free query critique comes with purchase. If you're nervous about your query I highly recommend checking it out.

After that, QUERY AND CONQUER! Can't wait to see what 2010 brings for you!

Anonymous said...

Kerri, I love your ballad remake. I agree, no guts, no glory..time to prepare to query. You can't sell what isn't out there.


Anonymous said...


Kerri C at CK Farm said...

Thanks ladies! Looks like I might take the plunge lol! Merry Christmas to you all!!!

ElanaJ said...

I love Glee too! And look at you, making up lyrics to songs. That's, like, my second favorite thing.

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