Hey you never know!
8. Underwear. Even worse tighty whities or granny panties. People keep this private please!
7. Socks. Although practical and in every moms dreams because the dryer monster eats them, not for Christmas. Especially not your cousins who happens to be a boy. Grrrrr I still remember that!!!! Tube socks that went up to your knees with two black stripes going around them. I threw them in the garbage when no one was looking!
6. Lump of coal. We all threaten our kids they will get coal for Christmas, but we wouldn't actually do it.....or would we? Nah we couldn't!
1. Home made bunny pajama's! Ralphie we feel for you buddy. You do not look cool in those PJ's and you won't look cool even sporting your red ryder.