Tuesday, January 12, 2010
I'm sure you know someone who does it, right?
I tend to sterotype and assume it is a.....well you know and can tell me!
Someone I know got a book for Christmas called Uncle John's Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader
by The Bathroom Reader Institute
Why couldn't I think up something so genius!
A book dedicated to the avid bathroom reader!
The back cover reads: Jam packed with 600 pages of extra-absorbing material. As always the contents are divided by length: Quickies for the reader on the go, Medium-length articles for those regular visits, Long if you're staying a little longer, and an Extended-Sitting section for those leg-numbing experiences.
I was cleaning the bathroom and it was staring there beckoning me to take a peek. Curiosity got the best of me. What the heck could possibly be in there? Flipping through the pages it was surprisingly interesting, who knew!
For all my writing bloggy buddies these are for you. You seriuosly can get good ideas to add in a story with this book. I have a feeling I might add bits of advice from the batroom reader on a regular basis!
From Upskill Your Lingo
Crunk- A type of hip-hop music that came out of Southern cities in the 90's
Mouse potato-Like a couch potato only someone who sits on the computer all day
Bahookie-Scottish slang for person'e butt
IED-improvised explosive device
Viewshed-Everything visible from one or more points
Who Speaks Latin?
translation "in good faith"
everyday meaning genuine
translation "my fault"
everyday meaning An admission of guilt
"A man's memory is what he forgets with."
"There must be more to life than having everything."
Happy Chicken Wings Day
...and other weird-but real-"holidays"
29th Bubble wrap appreciation day (hmm could be fun)
return shopping carts to the market month (What! To lazy for that)
28th National Tooth Fairy Day
National Correct Posture Month
2nd No pants Day (here's a smart one)
11th Eat whatever you want day (oh I am so there for this one)
16th National Sea-Monkey Day
24th Tiara day (ummmm noooo)
I think that is a big dose from the Bathroom Reader for now. Someone please tell me where the lysol is! I should have thought of it before I picked it up!